Razor Ritual beard balm

🪒🧙♂️ Razor Ritual

Because shaving shouldn’t feel like a curse. This balm soothes your freshly summoned face, hydrates like a potion, and keeps your skin smoother than a warlock’s pickup line. 💬✨Infused with squalane, hemp seed oil, and a dash of “don’t talk to me until I’ve shaved.”

No burn. No itch. No regrets. Just vibes. 🔥🖤

scent notes: Tobacco and bay leaf, sandalwood and patchouli, black vanilla musk, cardamom crème and tonka, coco cashmere.