Wicked Wiskers

🧔♂️🕯️ Wicked Whiskers 
Brewed for the bearded and slightly cursed. This isn’t just beard oil — it’s a grooming spell. Softens scruff, tames chaos, and leaves your face smelling like dark magic and trouble.

🧙♂️ Warning: May cause excessive beard petting, irresistible charm, and unexpected witch attraction.

For external use only. Unless you’re into summoning attention.